(Yesterday, our unnamed protagonist made tentative steps towards finding love on his smartphone. Today, we pick off where we left off - with him having matched a potential suitor.) 'Thank you! I like your hair! How are you?' she replies to my formulaic opening. Thankfully my flab-obscuring profile photos also successfully conceal my ever-enlarging bald patch.
Amusing stuff, Frederick, and all too familiar!
Where is Part III? What happened to Agatha? Was the bald patch ever revealed? (And did you actually manage to finish ‘Ordinary Men’?)