(Yesterday, our unnamed protagonist made tentative steps towards finding love on his smartphone. Today, we pick off where we left off - with him having matched a potential suitor.) 'Thank you! I like your hair! How are you?' she replies to my formulaic opening. Thankfully my flab-obscuring profile photos also successfully conceal my ever-enlarging bald patch.
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